Mary in a Half Shell

Mary was a chill bitch who became pregnant by God. Note: They did not have sex- she was a Virgin. She gave birth to Jesus, who became a Superstar. Yet she's living in a half shell. Send me your pics! Live in South Boston? The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn? I'll totes give you credit.
Jay-Z does a much better job than Mary with the whole “autumn vibe”

Jay-Z does a much better job than Mary with the whole “autumn vibe”

Mary’s latest trick does the Walk of Shame from her shell.

Mary’s latest trick does the Walk of Shame from her shell.

In this edition of “Plastic Surgery Virgin.” I bring to you this one.
#Jesus #Virgin #Sex

In this edition of “Plastic Surgery Virgin.” I bring to you this one.

#Jesus #Virgin #Sex

Interior by Matthew and Luke who BTW are dating now.
#Design #Gays #Virgin #Outdoorspace

Interior by Matthew and Luke who BTW are dating now.

#Design #Gays #Virgin #Outdoorspace

"Clean up your camp grounds, Madge. Your mother doesn’t work here."

"Clean up your camp grounds, Madge. Your mother doesn’t work here."

Mary is wearing a Bob Mackie original. The pink is so youthful it makes her look like she’s 1990 years-old again!
#Fashion #Mother #Virgin #Madonna

Mary is wearing a Bob Mackie original. The pink is so youthful it makes her look like she’s 1990 years-old again!

#Fashion #Mother #Virgin #Madonna

Just back from Antarctica!
P.S. I told her to her face she can’t be on that lawn after Labor Day.

Just back from Antarctica!

P.S. I told her to her face she can’t be on that lawn after Labor Day.

Mary, you not making eye contact? You’re ashamed at what you had to do for that mulch. I know.

Mary, you not making eye contact? You’re ashamed at what you had to do for that mulch. I know.

Oh hello, bitches! Look who is back. Your Mother!

Oh hello, bitches! Look who is back. Your Mother!

Our Blessed Mother took some time to pose for a fake Polaroid.

Our Blessed Mother took some time to pose for a fake Polaroid.

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