Mary in a Half Shell

Mary was a chill bitch who became pregnant by God. Note: They did not have sex- she was a Virgin. She gave birth to Jesus, who became a Superstar. Yet she's living in a half shell. Send me your pics! Live in South Boston? The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn? I'll totes give you credit.
Mary’s latest trick does the Walk of Shame from her shell.

Mary’s latest trick does the Walk of Shame from her shell.

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