Mary in a Half Shell

Mary was a chill bitch who became pregnant by God. Note: They did not have sex- she was a Virgin. She gave birth to Jesus, who became a Superstar. Yet she's living in a half shell. Send me your pics! Live in South Boston? The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn? I'll totes give you credit.
Jay-Z does a much better job than Mary with the whole “autumn vibe”

Jay-Z does a much better job than Mary with the whole “autumn vibe”

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