Mary in a Half Shell

Mary was a chill bitch who became pregnant by God. Note: They did not have sex- she was a Virgin. She gave birth to Jesus, who became a Superstar. Yet she's living in a half shell. Send me your pics! Live in South Boston? The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn? I'll totes give you credit.

jeremylinheygirl asked: hey girl, if i teach you how to run a pick and roll offense, you can probably move out of your half shell into the W hotel. they might even rename it the M.

Hey Girl! Lets set this up. I enjoy the martinis there when my son’s not looking!

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