Mary in a Half Shell

Mary was a chill bitch who became pregnant by God. Note: They did not have sex- she was a Virgin. She gave birth to Jesus, who became a Superstar. Yet she's living in a half shell. Send me your pics! Live in South Boston? The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn? I'll totes give you credit.
Tough times! Virgin Mary evicted from her half shell.

Tough times! Virgin Mary evicted from her half shell.

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